I hope you got some rest this weekend, because I am planning on rocking you upside your melon with some blog-kicking madness. I ate a large portion of a pig over the weekend and now am totally ready to attack your jugular with my katana forged of purest radness. I am well-schooled in the dark art of ridiculou-jitsu, having been trained in the center of the earth by blind monks from outer space. Start preparing your defenses now, although your resistance will be fruitless, if not diverting. Amusing, even.
Let us do this thing.
Photo courtesy LOLBama '08, which is some funny junk.